{"id":5919,"date":"2014-04-08T12:30:19","date_gmt":"2014-04-08T16:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/?p=5919"},"modified":"2018-06-19T12:24:59","modified_gmt":"2018-06-19T16:24:59","slug":"wont-believe-celebrities-outsourcing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wont-believe-celebrities-outsourcing\/","title":{"rendered":"You won’t believe what celebrities are outsourcing."},"content":{"rendered":"

Outsourcing. Turns out it\u2019s not just for telephone calls. The rich and famous have been outsourcing for years! From “The Bachelor” to Cinderella, movie stars, athletes, and even a few of our favorite animated pals have looked to others for goods and services. Taking advantage of services that can be outsourced just might give your business\u2019 productivity a boost!<\/p>\n

Santa<\/h2>\n
\"Santa<\/div>\n

Elves. North Pole folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.<\/p>\n

Santa <\/strong>Outsources: Manufacturing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Juan Pablo<\/h2>\n
\"Juan<\/div>\n

Thanks to The Bachelor, I’m putting more energy into making a PB&J sandwich than dating.<\/p>\n

Juan Pablo <\/strong>Outsources: Dating<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

President Scroob<\/h2>\n
\"President<\/div>\n

I love the smell of Perriair in the morning. Get me more of this stuff Dark Helmet. Get MEGA-MAID.<\/p>\n

President Scroob <\/strong>Outsources: Air<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dr. Emmett Brown<\/h2>\n
\"Dr.<\/div>\n

I’m sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it’s a little hard to come by.<\/p>\n

Dr. Emmett Brown <\/strong>Outsources: Plutonium<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Jetsons<\/h2>\n
\"Jestons<\/div>\n

Rosie do this. Rosie do that. Rosie is entertaining a sweet job offer from Mr. Cogswell. Rosie is taking it.<\/p>\n

The Jetsons <\/strong>Outsources: Housework<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cinderella<\/h2>\n
\"Cinderella<\/div>\n

Oh, thank you, mice, for sewing the most splendiferous gown a girl could ever dream of!<\/p>\n

Cinderella <\/strong>Outsources: Sewing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Edward Scissorhands\u2019 Neighbors<\/h2>\n
\"Edwards<\/div>\n

Well, when you have a neighbor with scissors for hands, there\u2019s just no reason to pay hairstylists and gardeners.<\/p>\n

Edward Scissorhands\u2019 Neighbors <\/strong>Outsources: Haircutting and Gardening<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mikey<\/h2>\n
\"Mikey<\/div>\n

I\u2019m the luckiest kid ever! I\u2019m way cuter than the Gerber baby is, and I have Bruce Willis for a mouthpiece!<\/p>\n

Mikey <\/strong>Outsources: Speech<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Ghostbusters<\/h2>\n
\"Ghistbusters<\/div>\n

What can we say about Janine Melnitz. Without her \u201cspecial\u201d brand of customer service, we\u2019d probably have a lot more customers.<\/p>\n

The Ghostbusters <\/strong>Outsources: Customer Service<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

William Shatner, Andre Agassi, Ted Danson<\/h2>\n
\"William<\/div>\n

There\u2019s no shame in going bald. But we wouldn\u2019t know anything about that.<\/p>\n

William Shatner <\/strong>Outsources: Hair Growth<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Shia LaBeouf<\/h2>\n
\"Shia<\/div>\n

I mean, if you can\u2019t come up with something brilliant on your own, steal it. I mean outsource it.<\/p>\n

Shia LaBeouf <\/strong>Outsources: Ideas<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Milli Vanilli, Ashley Simpson, Mariah Carey<\/h2>\n
\"Milli<\/div>\n

Sure, we can sing. But using pre-recorded music is so much easier.<\/p>\n

Milli Vanilli <\/strong>Outsources: Singing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bruce Jenner, Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke, Dolly Parton<\/h2>\n
\"Bruce<\/div>\n

This is totally natural. Totally 100% natural. Like spring water.<\/p>\n

Bruce Jenner <\/strong>Outsources: Aging Gracefully<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Alicia Silverstone\u2019s Baby<\/h2>\n
\"Alicia<\/div>\n

I love my mom. She changes my diapers, she tickles my tummy, and she chews food for me and spits it into my mouth just like a mommy bird. Who knew chewing was one of those services that could be outsourced.<\/p>\n

Alicia Silverstone\u2019s Baby <\/strong>Outsources: Chewing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lisa Rinna<\/h2>\n
\"Lisa<\/div>\n

I was so excited when I found out about collagen. Now my lips are so puffy, they could double as a flotation device.<\/p>\n

Lisa Rinna<\/strong>Outsources: Lips<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, Popeye<\/h2>\n
\"Popeye<\/div>\n

We work really hard to be the best, fastest, and strongest. But \u201csupplemental\u201d strength works harder.<\/p>\n

Popeye<\/strong>Outsources: Strength<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy<\/h2>\n
\"Kermit<\/div>\n

If it wasn’t for outsourcing, we’d be the cutest dust mops you’ve ever seen.<\/p>\n

Kermit the Frog <\/strong>Outsources: Voice & Movement<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jamie Lee Curtis<\/h2>\n
\"Jamie<\/div>\n

Nothing says good morning like a trip to the bathroom. Thanks, Activia.<\/p>\n

Jamie Lee Curtis<\/strong>Outsources: Digestion<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nicki Minaj<\/h2>\n
\"Nicki<\/div>\n

Who wants a backside like a pancake when you can have a bum like a Cinnabon?<\/p>\n

Nicki Minaj <\/strong>Outsources: Derriere<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Maitlands<\/h2>\n
\"Maitlands<\/div>\n

How to outsource your job? Three words: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!<\/p>\n

The Maitlands <\/strong>Outsources: Scaring<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow<\/h2>\n
\"Wizard<\/div>\n

We love you Wiz! I mean we are capable of loving you. At least the Tin Man is. Thanks for the heart.<\/p>\n

The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow <\/strong>Outsources: Emotions & Organs<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Miss Daisy<\/h2>\n
\"Miss<\/div>\n

Drive? I can barely walk. Best let someone else handle the driving.<\/p>\n

Miss Daisy<\/strong>Outsources: Driving<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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