{"id":9465,"date":"2018-10-31T07:30:37","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T11:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/?p=9465"},"modified":"2018-10-31T07:50:19","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T11:50:19","slug":"bad-receptionists-trick-or-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/bad-receptionists-trick-or-treat\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Receptionists: Trick or Treat?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Halloween is upon us, and you know what that means \u2013 masterfully carved pumpkins, pillow cases filled with sugary loot, creepy costumes, the night of the living dead, and the day of…the horrible receptionist. What\u2019s more terrifying than not having a live person answering your phone when you need one? Having an un-dead receptionist who may murder you.<\/p>\n

Hilariously depicted, manning your front desk, and sure to create a spooktacular experience on every call… SAS presents, “Bad Receptionists: Trick or Treat?”<\/p>\n

From Dracula to Frankenstein, and every frightening and funny character in between, take a listen to our Halloween Hotline horrors. Guaranteed to give you a good laugh, it\u2019s the very best of All Hallows\u2019 Eve from the very best in small business answering services!<\/p>\n

#1. The Sleep Clinic Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"Freddy<\/p>\n\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Freddy Kreuger<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: 9-10 Never Sleep Again<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “You have reached 9-10 Never Sleep Again sleep clinic hotline. This is Freddy speaking. Can I transform your nightmares today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#2. The Candy Store<\/h2>\n

\"Michael<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Michael-Myers.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Michael Myers<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Lampkin Lane Candy Store<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Thank you for calling Lampkin Lane Candy Store. Are you looking for a sweet Halloween fix?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#3. The Hockey Supplies Store<\/h2>\n

\"Jason<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jason.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Jason Voorhees<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Crystal Lake Hockey Supplies<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Thanks for calling Crystal Lake Hockey Supplies! What can we get you checked out with today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#4. The Wedding RSVP Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"Chucky<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Chucky.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Chucky<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Wedding RSVP Hotline<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Hi, I’m Chucky, wanna play? You’ve reached the Wedding RSVP Hotline. Are you a guest of the bride or the groom?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#5. The Party Planning Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"The<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pennywise.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Pennywise<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Party Planning Hotline<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “This is Pennywise, the dancing clown. You\u2019ve reached the Party Planning Hotline. Would you like to place a balloon order today? They all float down here.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#6. The Holiday Character Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"Jack<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Skellington.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Jack Skellington<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Rent-a-Claus<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Jack speaking, are you calling to book a Sandy Claus for your upcoming holiday party?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#7. The Thanksgiving Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"The<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Scream.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Scream<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Turkey Carving Infomercial<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Have a screaming good time this Thanksgiving with the best turkey on the block. Now, let\u2019s teach you how to gut it like a fish.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#8. The Dog Food Recall Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"The<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Wolf.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Werewolf<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Wolves Are Aware Dog Food Poison Control<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Thank you for calling Wolves Are Aware Dog Food Poison Control line. Hoooowwwl can I help you today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#9. The Hardware Store<\/h2>\n

\"Frankenstein<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Frankenstein.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Frankenstein<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Nuts N’ Bolts Hardware<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Thank you for calling Nuts N\u2019 Bolts Hardware. What can we scrap together for you today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#10. The Blood Bank<\/h2>\n

\"Dracula<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dracul.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Dracula<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Once Bitten, Twice Shy Blood Bank<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Fang you for calling Once Bitten, Twice Shy Blood Bank. Are you calling to provide a transfusion today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#11. The Home Inspection Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"A<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Ghost.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Ghost<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Specter Home Inspections<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Hello, this is Casper. It\u2019s a bootiful day at Specter Home Inspections. Are you experiencing a class 4 vapor?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#12. The Funeral Home Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"A<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Zombie.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Zombie<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: We’re so Glad You’re Undead Funeral Home<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Thank you for choosing ‘We\u2019re so Glad You\u2019re Undead’ Funeral Home, where we specialize in apocalyptic services. Are you calling about our ad in Zombie Daily?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#13. The Cleaning Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"A<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Witch.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Witch<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Double Double Toil and Bubble Cleaning<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>:\u00a0\u00a0*Ah hee hee hee* (cackle). “Double Double Toil and Bubble Cleaning hotline. What is your broom emergency?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#14. The Fabric Store Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"A<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Mummy.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Mummy<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Imhotep Fashions Garment<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Welcome to Imhotep Fashions Garment hotline, where we specialize in gauze and linen remnants. How can we wrap you today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#15. The Hotel Reservation Line<\/h2>\n

\"Jack<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jack-Torrance.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Jack Torrance<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: The Overlook Hotel<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Hello and thank you for calling the Overlook Hotel\u2019s reservation line, here’s Johnny! Would you like to book our presidential suite?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#16. The Pumpkin Patch Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"A<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jack-O-Lantern.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Jack-O-Lantern<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Pumpkin Patch Almanac<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “This is Jack-O-Lantern with the Pumpkin Patch Almanac. Can we provide you with growth and harvesting estimates today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#17. The Boat Rental Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"A<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pirate.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Pirate<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Scalawag Boat Rentals<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>:\u00a0“Well, shiver me timbers, it\u2019s another call! You\u2019ve reached Scalawag Boat Rentals. Argh you calling about our wooden plank special?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#18. The Family Counseling Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"Uncle<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Addams-Family.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Uncle Fester<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Addams Family Counseling Services<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Thank you for calling. You have reached Addams Family Counseling Services, where ‘we gladly feast on those who would subdue us.’ How can we torture you today?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#19. The Bike Store Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"Jigsaw<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Saw.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Billy the Puppet<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Tricked Out Trikes<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Welcome to Tricked Out Trikes. Wanna play a game?”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#20. The Pest Control Hotline<\/h2>\n

\"Beetlejuice<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.specialtyansweringservice.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beetle.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

 <\/p>\n

Receptionist<\/strong>: Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice)<\/p>\n

Answering for<\/strong>: Deetz Family Pest Control<\/p>\n

Greeting<\/strong>: “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! What pests are you looking to get rid of today?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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